Headline reads: Momentous day! Ipod comes back to life after weeklong death!
July 2nd 2006. The presumed dead ipod resurrects from electronic wasteland after being pronounced officially dead a week earlier. Victim and eye witness of this miracle, Lisa Cyr, 25, moments after the resurrection says " I just can't believe it! I thought I was going to have to throw it away and as soon as I touched it, I saw the apple..THE APPLE!"
Innocent bystander and sister, Renee Cyr, claims "I never even saw it comming", as the hysteric Lisa jumps up and down proclaiming the good news.
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